“Comedian” isn’t a career Muslim parents have traditionally pushed their children towards. So it’s no surprise there are few Muslim comedy icons. But, in Britain at least, all that could be about to change. London’s New Acts of the Year Show has given its highest award to a Muslim comedian for the first time in its 30-year history. And many of the brightest new stars on the UK circuit have an Islamic upbringing. We profile some of the Muslim pun-damentalists and ji-haha-hadis who’ll soon be laughing all the way to the bank.
Age: 24. Based: London.
Performing since: 2013. @ZafarCakes
Bilal is the fresh faced, softly spoken youngster enjoying big success in London’s comedy competitions right now. He’s the first Muslim winner of the New Acts of the Year Show and was runner up in the Leicester Square Theatre’s New Act awards.
Young Mr. Zafar’s humility is a huge part of his on-stage charm and, coupled with a story about the time he took on Muslim-hating trolls on Twitter, it’s catapulted him into the limelight. He believes that the rise of Islamophobia means more people want to hear what he has to say.
The “Muslims-only cake shop” row he was inadvertently drawn into has become a rich source of material. “I found it upsetting at first but it’s now become entertaining because the messages can be so stupid. I recently received an angry email telling me to go back to the Middle East. (I’m not Middle Eastern.)”
Bilal’s comedy hero and the inspiration behind his career is the controversial satirist Chris Morris, whose work he started following at the age of 15.
Quotes: I developed the ambition of writing comedy as a teenager but I didn’t think it was something I could ever actually get in to. Personally, I would love to be mainstream, while also being myself and not having to change anything. I do enjoy the feeling of breaking down barriers, like when I have a gig in front of an audience that most likely have nothing in common with me and I can bring them into my world, tell them things I’ve experienced. I would love to counter the negative stereotype of what a Muslim is in a lot of people’s minds and show them that we’re all the same.
Fun facts: Before he became a comedian, Bilal worked as the concierge in a high-end hotel. In his spare time he likes to make scented candles, but is a little embarrassed about having such an un-masculine hobby.
Age: “29-ish”. Based: London.
Performing since: 2010. @sadia_azmats_
One of only a handful of hijabi comedians, Essex girl Sadia is a former call center worker who was writing funny material long before she braved a stage for her first gig in 2010. A chance meeting at her workplace with a professional comedian gave her the push she needed to try her hand at stand-up.
Sadia did her first gig in front of an audience of 80 people. She remembers “that first laugh was a huge adrenaline rush. Really nerve-wracking but also the most rewarding experience in my life.” And she hasn’t looked back since.
In 2014 her first full length show, I am not Malala, ran for several weeks as part of the Free Festival in Edinburgh.
Sadia’s career highlight so far is the short piece she made for the BBC website, Things I’m Asked As A British Muslim. Her identity as a young British Muslim runs through her comedy and she enjoys playing with and confounding her audience’s preconceptions.
Quotes: Currently stand-up is something I do part-time. It’s my passion and creative outlet. I have a sensible job, which doesn’t influence the material much. Although, that may be more to do with the secrecy clause in my contract rather than the lack of inspiration.
I think, for Asian audiences, comedy has traditionally taken a backseat to education, marriage and paying bills. But as time goes on Muslims are coming around to the idea of letting their hair down and having a laugh – well it’s cheaper than therapy! Currently, I would say there is more of a conservative taste in terms of content. However, I can see this shifting to a more liberal angle in time. After all they’re just jokes. No one’s gonna get killed(!)
Fun fact: Sadia’s kept her comedy performances totally secret from her parents!
Age: 34. Based: Cambridgeshire.
Performing since: 2013. @JayIslaam
Jay Islaam is unquestionably one of the bad boys of British comedy. While his sunnah-compliant desire for decorum keeps the actual profanity to a minimum, his comedy sets are brimming with innuendos and implied vulgarities.
Jay has certainly exploded onto the scene, winning 20 New Act competitions. Showered with high praise from reviewers and comedy clubs, he picked up a National Newcomer Award less than a year after his first gig, and is expected to collect several more this year too. But along with the very evident talent also comes a notoriety normally associated with rock stars.
Most comics claim George Carlin and Bill Hicks as personal heroes. But Jay is one of the very few who dare to attempt, and even successfully emulate, their boldness and sharp-tongued social commentary. While he’s painfully polite and introverted in person, his on-stage and online personas can be controversial and deliberately provocative, offering highly intelligent and layered satire. It’s won him more than 50,000 followers on social media but has also resulted in Jay being blacklisted by some of the smaller comedy clubs, who found his intellectually challenging comedy difficult to swallow.
Quotes: I’m a comedian who also happens to be Muslim, and have no desire to exist in a manufactured cultural ghetto. “Muslim comedy” like “Christian Rock” will always be ridiculed as sanctimonious, and rightly so. Have you seen the “Muslim comedy” stuff the BBC has been doing? It’s short on laughs and big on educating (i.e. preaching to) the audience, which is inevitably going to be Muslim anyway. No thanks!
The “safe space” bubble of Muslim-friendly right-on audiences is artistically worthless and for the cowardly. Give me a room full of drunken racists instead. Facing, and dominating, crowds like that takes courage that few can hope to possess.
Fun facts: Jay presents a weekly Arts and Culture show on Radio Peterborough. Before he was telling jokes for a living, Jay worked as a script editor for the main UK TV channels, and according to rumor, he’s been romantically linked to a British soap actress but he’s very tight-lipped about the subject.
Age: 31. Based: London.
Performing since: 2006. @AatifNawaz
Now a fixture on the UK’s Islamic and British-Asian TV channels, Aatif Nawaz originally trained to be an actor. His transition into stand-up happened quite by accident when a musical malfunction at a Bollywood dance show forced him to take the mic and entertain a crowd with off the cuff banter for 45 minutes!
His career highlight so far has been the acclaimed solo show, Muslims Do it 5 Times A Day, he’s performed to more than 2000 people at venues in London, and at the Edinburgh and Leicester Festivals. Aatif’s comedy hero is Brit-Iranian funny man Omid Djalili. “His energy is infectious. He’s everything I want to be… except bald!”
The ever-cheerful Punjabi entertainer’s parents hail from Lahore, and he visits Pakistan at least once a year. Being fluent in both English and Urdu means Aatif can make every trip to his parents’ birthplace a working holiday. Just a few months ago he was cracking jokes at a student gig on the University of Lahore’s campus.
Quotes: I think as a Muslim comic there is a tremendous pressure to acknowledge your Islamic identity on stage. Obviously, one can do this in a positive way, but the temptation to play into lazy stereotypes is one I’ve seen a lot of comics play into. I personally don’t have an issue talking about Islam. I’m very happy doing it. The way I look at it, there aren’t enough people like me in mainstream media, reflecting my opinion as a Muslim person. It’s one of the main reasons my show ‘Muslims Do It 5 Times A Day’ had such a long run – it was something people were interested in and, I like to think, a point I made well.
I think the most difficult moment of my comedy career was my first bad review – that first rejection. Over time you get past it and realize it’s part of the job. The real challenge is to keep motivated. You do show after show and often times the lack of progress can be frustrating. You constantly have to prove yourself to a new batch of people. And all the time you spend away from your family and friends. But, of course, you do it. Because you love stand-up comedy.
Fun fact: Despite being a regular on Islamic TV, Aatif recently hosted a Christmas comedy show, in which Jay Islaam (above) also starred, on a Brit-Asian TV channel.